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Canaan: What is that?
Shelby: An algebra book. Scary, isn't it?
Canaan: Yep.
Then he came to stand next to me: Mom, I'm scared!! (and he was serious!)
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Canaan: Max, do you want to play with Ramone? (a car)
Pause
Canaan: No? If you don't say you want it, then you don't get it!
I had to step in. He is such a stinker; he knows his brother can't talk!
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Mom: Don't drink the bath water!
Canaan: I'm just licking it and then spitting it back out.
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After all our company left after Thanksgiving:
Canaan: Max is sad they left.
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When jumping off two stairs in our new apartment: Mom, watch me fly! Wait. I haven't flewed. I flew!
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Canaan: Sometimes I see my fingernails...and I want to eat them!
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Canaan: Mom, is the house going to stay up all by itself? Because I want it to.
Me: What do you mean?
Canaan: I don't know.
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Dad: What are your eyes for?
Canaan: To see.
Dad: What do you do with your nose?
Canaan: You get buggers out!
Dad: No, for smelling!
Dad: What is your bottom for?
Canaan: For pooping!
Dad: No, for sitting on!
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Canaan: Why is the snow brown?
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At nap time, I was in the room next door to the boys. They weren't sleeping, they were gabbing. First, it started with Max, making coo-ing sounds. Then I could faintly hear Canaan talking. This went on for a while until I went in there and laid Max back down (who now stands in his bed), and told Canaan he needed to be quite.
Canaan: I was just tellin' him about how we lived in Moscow.
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I was carrying both Max and Canaan. We have this tradition that when either Dad or I carry them both, we find a mirror and look in it, and say: "Who is that? It is my two favorite boys in the whole wide world." The funny, is that last time I was carrying them, Canaan told me: Mommy, you're heavy for Max and I!
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5 comments:
Oh...my...goodness. That was too much. Seriously, he's just too funny!!! You're such a good one to write all these down. I hadn't heard over half of them yet! :) David and I were laughing so hard!
"what do you mean"..."i don't know" that is HILARIOUS!
Oliver licks the bath water too... its weird!
total vrack up. . al likes to give her sis a "voice" too!
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